Anonymous - Two Christmas Songs - UPDATE

<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilRcBsiLRduSMhyphenhyphenyA4cYgnbFx4elo-wdIgmiAfmWazqU2_b0i6u1ysQCVFiYwo6R0ZFF45n3a7fbDV5mpajkiIpuZSxxA6GleWlcUyqwB54Ibw221hyMsOqvZT-pIEoVD-R7IpqMHMQvsP/s1600-h/grommit.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390161214043007202" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilRcBsiLRduSMhyphenhyphenyA4cYgnbFx4elo-wdIgmiAfmWazqU2_b0i6u1ysQCVFiYwo6R0ZFF45n3a7fbDV5mpajkiIpuZSxxA6GleWlcUyqwB54Ibw221hyMsOqvZT-pIEoVD-R7IpqMHMQvsP/s320/grommit.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" /></a><span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:130%;"><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">We got a response!</span><br /><br /><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">Click <a href="http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2009/10/anonymous-two-christmas-songs.html">here</a> for the updated story and link!</span></span></div>

Anonymous - Two Christmas Songs - UPDATE

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Anonymous - Two Christmas Songs

<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilRcBsiLRduSMhyphenhyphenyA4cYgnbFx4elo-wdIgmiAfmWazqU2_b0i6u1ysQCVFiYwo6R0ZFF45n3a7fbDV5mpajkiIpuZSxxA6GleWlcUyqwB54Ibw221hyMsOqvZT-pIEoVD-R7IpqMHMQvsP/s1600-h/grommit.jpg" onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}"><img alt="" border="0" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5390161214043007202" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEilRcBsiLRduSMhyphenhyphenyA4cYgnbFx4elo-wdIgmiAfmWazqU2_b0i6u1ysQCVFiYwo6R0ZFF45n3a7fbDV5mpajkiIpuZSxxA6GleWlcUyqwB54Ibw221hyMsOqvZT-pIEoVD-R7IpqMHMQvsP/s320/grommit.jpg" style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 320px; height: 218px;" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;">My thoughts exactly, Grommit!</span></span></div><span style="font-size:100%;"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><br /><br />A few weeks ago, I posted an <a href="http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2009/09/new-yuleblog-update-really.html">update</a> that got quite a bit of response both online and off. More updates are in the works as well as reviews of several upcoming Christmas releases that arrived at my P.O. Box.<br /><br />However, there was one <a href="http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2006/10/po-box-13207-fort-wayne-in-46867-3207.html">package</a> that stood apart from the rest. There was no return address and no post office markings anywhere on the envelope. The presumably Pitney-Bowes label had no evidence of its origin. I could post a photo of it but after reading the cover letter, I won't.<br /><br />The cover letter was informative. The Times New Roman font was utilized, printed from MS Word (again presumably), and was left unsigned. I suppose I could go all "CSI" and dust for fingerprints and DNA while doing my best David Caruso impersonation but I won't.<br /><br />The text of the letter:<br /><br />"<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Hey Capt! Long time reader here - love the blog!</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">You are putting on a Christmas play and I wish you have a great run! I've been involved in theater nearly all my life and wanted to share something with you that I know you'll appreciate.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I was involved with a dinner theater for many years that put on an annual Christmas show. We spent many hours fine tuning the songs, the choreography, and putting on a great show up on its legs.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">The owner of the theater <span style="font-weight: bold;">thought</span> he was a great talent. Every year, we had to deal with him inserting himself into the show several weeks after the start of rehearsals.</span> <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">His involvement usually threw the delicate balance of the cast into chaos and slowed the gathering momentum of the rehearsal process.<br /><br />But what could we do? He was the guy who signed our checks. We were forced to tolerate it year after year.</span><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">During the last Christmas show I was involved with, the longtime sound board guy had had enough. He purposely recorded the theater owner's isolated body mike which was always kept low and buried behind the cast - listen and you'll know why. This was shared it out among several of the cast members and has become a cult classic in our theater community.<br /><br />(LAST SENTENCE WITHHELD)!</span>"<br /><br /><br />Shades of Linda McCartney!<br /><br /><br /><object height="344" width="425"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UoH9zP_n_g0&hl=en&fs=1&"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UoH9zP_n_g0&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object><br /><br /><br />I listened to the two songs and they are... hmmm... let's say they rank right up there with <a href="http://www.myspace.com/johnnybowtiebarstow">Johnny "Bowtie" Barstow</a>, <a href="http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2006/03/wendy-rose-snowflake.html">Wendy Rose</a>, and the infamous version of "<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mk4woNRD7NQ">O Holy Night</a>" that's been floating around cyberspace.<br /><br />However, I'm puzzled - I'm not sure what the intentions of the sender of the package. Did he want to share this with me to play in the comfort and privacy of my own home? Did he want to get back at the theater owner in some small way and sent it to me so I could share it online?<br /><br />I am asking the person or persons involved who sent me this package to send me an <a href="http://christmasyuleblog.blogspot.com/2006/10/po-box-13207-fort-wayne-in-46867-3207.html">additional letter</a> to seek out what their intentions are.<br /><br />Please note that I removed the last sentence of the letter in the text above. Supply me with the last sentence word for word and I'll be able to spot the real person and their true intentions.<br /><br />This hopefully should prevent 200 letters coming in saying "<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">I'm the guy who sent you the package and it's okay to post it!</span>" If you're tempted to try and guess, I ask you to save your postage for something else.<br /><br />Let's hope we get a real response!<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">UPDATE 10/25/09</span>: I received only one response and it was from the person (or persons) who sent it to me. They indeed did provide me with the last correct sentence of the aforementioned letter which was "<span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">Break a leg this Christmas!</span>" <br /><br />This new letter also provided me with an e-mail address that put me in touch with the gentleman who made the serendipitous recordings. The sound man asked me not to share one of the songs since it contained elements within it that would easily identify the source.<br /><br />He gave me permission to share the other song and sent me an excerpt of another that I could use as well. So here is my first offering for the 2009 Christmas downloading season - brace yourself, William Hung. You got competition!<br /><br /><br /><a href="http://rapidshare.com/files/297034517/Anonymous_-_Two_Christmas_Songs.zip.html">Anonymous - Two Christmas Songs</a><br /><br /><br />Happy listening...<br /><br /><br />Capt</span></span>

Anonymous - Two Christmas Songs

My thoughts exactly, Grommit! A few weeks ago, I posted an update that got quite a bit of response both online and off. More updates are i...

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